The Art of Peeing [Mens Style]

Warning : There are no animal hurt during this project

Driving for such a long distance is sure hard.. Especially, when the times to find a TOILET is there, and yet, there are no sign toilet were available nearby.. 

Okay, skip about shitting, we go for peeing instead.. Okay girls, did U simple thing that man can pee in a bottle, especially when there are 'so many' people in the car?? So, a pit stop is sure helping when it comes to emergency situation..

The pit stop will surely look like this..

Oh ok, this is simply wrong.. I put the wrong image.. oh, yours truly are the on in the middle.. :p..

Ok, the pit stop is surely look like this (down)..

In this case, men may simply take the 'things' out and done the business as usual.. But, sometimes, I find men too have a problem when it comes to just pee like that in the middle of nowhere near the road with so many car passing by..

Then.. I found some solution for em and I name it The Art of Peeing!!

Well, as we know, if it's a simple thing like just take the 'things' out and done the job, this maybe the variation we create so that the people in the car passing by the road behind you didn't notice you are doing some 'business'..

Yeah, stop at the side of the road, take the 'things' out and make your own style.. So, people passing by might thought you are actually making some rest and wanna see the beautiful view..

Or you may add some variation to it by making your own style.. maybe like this..

or this....

or this......

See.. people will sure not noticing you have another business if you are peeing with this style..

Or yeah, you may have business over business.. Well, this is a good variation but need a high skilled person to done this well..

Business over business is more to have another busy things to do so that people wouldn't think you're actually peeing..

Like this (make a phone call)..

Or this (drinking water)..

For sure, things will be run smoothly and nobody will care what are you doing by stopping in the middle of nowhere beside the road..

And yeah, depend on the location you stop by, you may wanna try other action.. In this case, let's imagine there are trees nearby.. 

Yeah, you sure look like a forest ranger without uniform.. So that, people wouldn't notice you are actually nursing the tree with the ultimate fertilizer..

Or, you may make it Like A Scientist!!

Sitting next to the tree, searching for some specimen to be studied.. Or should we say this is a girl style?? ^_^.v..

But, above all these, the ultimate technique might be this..

Doing your peeing business while browsing thru the map... All the passers will surely thought you lost instead of thinking that you're actually 'businessing'..

But hey, this skill require a highly motivated person to accomplished, coz you might be spraying everywhere.. So, be careful!!

Aki : Above all this, the only tried method were actually the 1st one.. :D

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